Post by Bob on Jul 20, 2004 5:09:19 GMT -5
Are you in a joyless, faithless void?
Have you rummaged through the spiritual offerings of a planet that is so morally bankrupt, little seems good? Honest? Reliable?
Have you battered your way through churches that make you feel guilty? Offer little for introspection or personal edification beyond "worship?" Attract followers by hating others?
Are you ready for something new and better? Something honest, earnest and fun? Something that can make you feel good without making you feel bad?
A Church that finds joy in the little things in life, and isn't afraid to say so.
A Church that offers complexity for the complex, and simplicity for the simple. You can even mix the two up if you want.
A Church that doesn't want your money and only wants you to be happy.
A Church that presents it's precepts and spiritual instruction in an easily accessible format.
A Church you can enjoy in your own home - no special building to go to.
A Church that realizes that simple things, like having fun, using your imagination, and enjoying what you do, are important in life.
A Church that doesn't attract people by hating or excluding a certain type of person.
A Church that is ready eddy eddy to have you as a member!
/www.churchofspongebob.org
Have you rummaged through the spiritual offerings of a planet that is so morally bankrupt, little seems good? Honest? Reliable?
Have you battered your way through churches that make you feel guilty? Offer little for introspection or personal edification beyond "worship?" Attract followers by hating others?
Are you ready for something new and better? Something honest, earnest and fun? Something that can make you feel good without making you feel bad?
A Church that finds joy in the little things in life, and isn't afraid to say so.
A Church that offers complexity for the complex, and simplicity for the simple. You can even mix the two up if you want.
A Church that doesn't want your money and only wants you to be happy.
A Church that presents it's precepts and spiritual instruction in an easily accessible format.
A Church you can enjoy in your own home - no special building to go to.
A Church that realizes that simple things, like having fun, using your imagination, and enjoying what you do, are important in life.
A Church that doesn't attract people by hating or excluding a certain type of person.
A Church that is ready eddy eddy to have you as a member!
/www.churchofspongebob.org